Poll: What DO women really want?

[StinkyGreenBud]

They want things and more things. Usually in the category of worthless shit.

[quellren]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a girl can choose her husband.

Among all the instructions board in the entrance, there are instructions that show the rules to enter that store. That is, “YOU CAN VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFE !!”

The store consists of 6 floors where each floor shows a group of prospective husbands.

The higher you go up, the higher the value of the men. You can choose a man on a certain floor or you prefer to choose the man on the next floor.
BUT !! The requirement is you are not allow to go back to previous floor unless you out of the store.


On the first floor, there is a message as in the following: “Floor 1: Men on this floor have a job and are faithful.” The lady is smiled and she ascended to the next floor.

On the second floor, there is a message: “Floor 2: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, and save money.” Again, the girl ascended to the next floor.

On the third floor, there is a message: “Floor 3: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, save money, and are very handsome.” The girl says “Wow”, but then she is still curious and continue to go up.

She arrived on the fourth floor, got a message: “Floor 4: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome and love to cook.”
The girl shouted “Oh My GOD, I almost can’t believe this.”

And she still continue to go up to fifth floor and got a message: “Floor 5: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome, love to cook, and have a romantic taste.”
She was tempted to stop but then she finally ascended to the sixth floor and have a message as in the following:

“You are a visitor 4,363,012.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists merely only for evidence that women are never satisfied. Thank you for shopping at the ‘husband store’."

To avoid gender misunderstanding charges, the owner of the store also opens a “New Wives” store just across the street.
The first floor: wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have a lot of money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited, ever.

[KilyenaMage]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

[dredge]

Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

too bad, quit being so Frigid.

[Saskrotch]

Kitchen appliances.

[Seaweedpimp]

Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

This sounds problematic.

[Saskrotch]

Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A black eye, after she refuses sex.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by quellren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a girl can choose her husband.

Among all the instructions board in the entrance, there are instructions that show the rules to enter that store. That is, “YOU CAN VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFE !!”

The store consists of 6 floors where each floor shows a group of prospective husbands.

The higher you go up, the higher the value of the men. You can choose a man on a certain floor or you prefer to choose the man on the next floor.
BUT !! The requirement is you are not allow to go back to previous floor unless you out of the store.


On the first floor, there is a message as in the following: “Floor 1: Men on this floor have a job and are faithful.” The lady is smiled and she ascended to the next floor.

On the second floor, there is a message: “Floor 2: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, and save money.” Again, the girl ascended to the next floor.

On the third floor, there is a message: “Floor 3: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, save money, and are very handsome.” The girl says “Wow”, but then she is still curious and continue to go up.

She arrived on the fourth floor, got a message: “Floor 4: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome and love to cook.”
The girl shouted “Oh My GOD, I almost can’t believe this.”

And she still continue to go up to fifth floor and got a message: “Floor 5: Men on this floor have a job, are faithful, save money, are very handsome, love to cook, and have a romantic taste.”
She was tempted to stop but then she finally ascended to the sixth floor and have a message as in the following:

“You are a visitor 4,363,012.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists merely only for evidence that women are never satisfied. Thank you for shopping at the ‘husband store’."

To avoid gender misunderstanding charges, the owner of the store also opens a “New Wives” store just across the street.
The first floor: wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have a lot of money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited, ever.

this is the best joke ever.

[Auvdar]

Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

[Rilkean]

Originally Posted by KilyenaMage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll tell ya what they DON'T want....

A man who begins to masturbate in bed next to her, after she refuses sex.

Actually I really wouldn't give a shit about this. As long as I could still fall asleep.