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What kit has all of the Twilight Movies on DVD
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Apophis is closest to earth on 2029 April the 13th (a friday) lol
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Important message to current customers.
Dear Valued Customer, The current version of the amazing Atheist Survival Kit is v1.14.12.5.6.55.98.33.1.6. If you are using an older version then you are at SEVERE RISK of not surviving. Please buy the latest version to stay secure and risk free. All previous versions are unsupported and obsolete. All new kits come with a 3 month limited warranty; the best in the industry. PS. No refunds, No transfers! | ||
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I don't want to survive...
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Apophis is closest to earth on 2029 April the 13th (a friday) lol
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Taylor Swift is a cultural phenomena. She is historic and iconic. Therefore, I am proud to announce every Atheist Survival Kit now includes a rainbow themed Taylor Swift friendship bracelet. Woot!
Look cool, smart and stay safe with the Taylor Swift friendship bracelet (includes self-testing kit for several sexually transmitted diseases). Wear yours with PRIDE! (This message was paid for by Taylor Swift Productions). | ||
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Katy Perry > Taytay
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Apophis is closest to earth on 2029 April the 13th (a friday) lol
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The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to v1.15.6.65.45.99.45.89.13.
Please read the changes below. Added Cats DVD (2019) Halal meat Step by step guide on performing the perfect sign of the cross Huge american flag and really tall flag pole for your front yard Oval-shaped football A book of sayings by dead people A sign that reads, "Love Yourself" A Bottle of Holy Water A piece of the cross (2000 years old) The Holy Grail (with specs of real blood) Communion kit (wine and bread not included) Removed Pizza Please note: All kits will become mandatory in the near future. Any citizen found without a kit shall be fined and/or imprisoned. | ||
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Not sure what day it is?
Keep missing the holiday season? Well, you're in luck because all new kits purchased now include v0.1.5.8.5.4 of the Atheist Calendar. Now you'll never miss "International Trigeminal Neuralgia Awareness Day" or "Juneteenth" ever again! | ||
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