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What is the worst is when you work in a small office, with a fat annoying chick who takes a shit everyday at 9:00am....and refuses to keep the door to the bathroom closed after she is done with the fan one.
Because she doesn't want the bathroom to smell......yea.....I enjoy it much more when the ENTIRE OFFICE and Coffee Machine area are bombed out by your rank deuce. Then I get to sit there and listen to your inane ramblings all day while I fix your fuck-ups, fun.
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You really think a few millimeters of paper are going to protect your OCD ass?
I use disinfectant wipes, then just use the bare, newly-cleaned porcelain.
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At my old job there was a motherfucker who, every morning, went to take a huge dump in the toilet, but first put a bunch of toilet paper in the bowl, so his turds would land on top. In the end there was grafitis about this on the side panels like "If we catch you, its tar and feather time". My guess is that its cuz he didnt like spanish people and cleaning girl was spanish XD but who knows, what an ass XD
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this makes me thankful for my job in a small office where i only have to share the men's bathroom with 3 people (including myself) and we are all pretty clean and keep the bathroom clean. We dont have a cleaning lady so we have to clean it ourselves which helps detour pissing all over the place and other nasty things commonly seen in public bathrooms.
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Just cuz you're a janitor doesn't mean that your "office" has its very own toilet. (Sorry I had to, im sure you're very successful) lol
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There are more bacteria and virii on the average workplace keyboard than in any part of a public restroom.
I wonder how many germophobes I just freaked out.
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I'd still rather touch a keyboard and then my face, than touching a toliet and then my face. UNLESS someone has just touched a toliet then my keyboard, O the humanity.
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All problems easily solved by only shitting at home!
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I have to wonder, if the people mocking the "germophobes" were they slapped in the face with a poo-covered hand and a mud covered hand, would they be FAR angrier at the person that slapped them with the poo-hand?
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