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Just because your mind is closed, doesn't mean your child's legs are. We open your child's mind as well as its legs, to receive our lengthy and girthy wisdom. But Republicans don't want us to do that. They want children dumb. Republicans don't want us to abuse children sexually. Can you believe that? Uhh hello? 1950s called, they want their ideology back... President Biden called us and congratulated us. As a personal hair sniffer himself, he encouraged us to touch more kids lives. Inside and outside of their buttholes. Then we virtue signal about it on Twitter. Because sexually abusing children is a time-honored Democratic tradition. | |||
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The Democrats' marriage equality law really has you GOPtards hot and bothered today, huh?
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Good point, old horny men SHOULD be able to marry toddlers.
Love is love. If you're against that - you're against love. | ||
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Elections have consequences, but don't let me stop you from screaming about how gays getting married is the same thing as pedophilia just like another Fox News schizo.
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Narrator: “I tried fucking shampoo bottles and the couch cushions but I just couldn’t get myself off. It wasn’t until the big, handsome, strapping Dean of students showed me just how to stroke it with my hand and gave me a plastic pocket asshole to practice on that I really started getting excited…”
How’s that porno end again? Oh with them fucking? That’s right. That’s how it’s going down in the Dean’s mind too Stopped running to post this lol | ||
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Republicans think if gays can get married, that's pedophilia. It's their whole political platform these days. | |||
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Me: “kids it’s now time for sex education. I know you expect me to talk about STD’s and pregnancy, but I don’t think any of you know how to actually have sex
So I’m going to demonstrate how to fuck by fucking my hot secretary here. You’re gonna wanna take notes on this” Lol me and the Dean’s mind has just been too ruined by porn | ||
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Why is it with the religious right in this country (before they party flip) they molest kids at church then (after the party flip) they molest them at school?
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