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Old 08-05-2013, 08:42 AM
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What exactly made you think nurses/cna were intelligent people in the first place? Everyone knows all the intelligent people major in hard sciences, while all the fodder goes for either music/art/literature or medical, without fail.
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:30 AM
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Pretty sure an anatomy book would say skeletal muscles have nervous, connective, and muscle tissue, making them an organ.
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:44 AM
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Skeletal MUSCULO system
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:58 AM
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My favourite was when I was at the GP last year and had to get some blood drawn. The nurse walked in after the doctor and said 'I'm having a really off day, today' and then proceeded to stick me 5 times to draw blood one small vial of blood...
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Old 08-05-2013, 11:36 AM
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Nurses and cnas are stupid. I'm a young doctor.
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Old 08-05-2013, 12:01 PM
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You are going to be a terrible salesman.

Don't be confrontational about making it obvious they're stupid.

Show them some samples and work with them.

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Old 08-05-2013, 06:13 PM
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the "dick" as it is scientifically known is a seriez of tubes, just like the internet, making it a bonerorgan for cum
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:03 PM
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I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:13 PM
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I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol
as a female on an elf forum, you are statistically certain to have been born with a penis or weigh 275 pounds

either way your question about blue balls is disingenuous
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Old 08-05-2013, 08:50 PM
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as a female on an elf forum, you are statistically certain to have been born with a penis or weigh 275 pounds

either way your question about blue balls is disingenuous
Neither.
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