Kagatob's "Shit stupid Nurses/CNA's say" Thread.

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Kagatob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

About a month ago some of the nurses were talking. Night shift nurses are more amusing of course. Somehow the conversation went into this direction.

Nurse 1: Is the penis a muscle?
Nurse 2: I think so, yeah it's a muscle.
Nurse 3: Of course it's a muscle! What else would it be?
Nurse 4: Dunno, it might be, I think it's an organ though what do you think *insert my name here*?
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?
Nurse 2: *Sure of herself* I don't know about that, let's look it up.

P.S. The penis is an organ. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The penis is a cactus!

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[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Rellapse20 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

a penis is something sidelle never gets to see

I'm married so he has to show it to me anytime I want. He never has a problem with it, either. =)

[Langrisser]

the "dick" as it is scientifically known is a seriez of tubes, just like the internet, making it a bonerorgan for cum

[Sidelle]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

[Daldolma]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

as a female on an elf forum, you are statistically certain to have been born with a penis or weigh 275 pounds

either way your question about blue balls is disingenuous

[gotrocks]

Want to know a secret?

No, it's not bad. Not from what you're describing, anyway. It's just another way to try for sex when all hope is slipping away.


Lol@ blueballs.

You suck a guys dick for 10 mins and bail right before he blows, that shit can be painful. That's an actual blueballs.

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

You can't possibly be this stupid.

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by radditsu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can't possibly be this stupid.

Hi. Don't be a twat. I was just asking a question.

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

as a female on an elf forum, you are statistically certain to have been born with a penis or weigh 275 pounds

either way your question about blue balls is disingenuous

Neither.

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hi. Don't be a twat. I was just asking a question.

Asking why they call it a boner is like Seinfeld asking what the deal is with airplane food.