My Bitch Of An EX

[Eldaran]

Originally Posted by Mikaelo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nooo that was while we were dating, I stopped talking to her when we broke up, and if I said something like "the flights cost like 50 bucks" she'd come back with "IS IT EXACTLY $50 BUCKS?? I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT, IT'S EITHER $49 OR $59 USUALLY, WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME? HOW CAN I TRUST YOU?"

She was legitimately, bat shit crazy.

I just got a cold shiver that ran down my spine.... no way i would have dealt with that for more than 5 seconds.

[Massive Marc]

NPH has released a simple chart to help you guys with all your problems:

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Great show btw.

[JayDee]

Originally Posted by Massive Marc [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Great show btw.

Been present when a family member or two was watching this show and it's fucking dreadful every time.

No good sitcoms like seinfeld anymore, with the exception of the new genre of comedy like Office/Modern Family.

I have a pretty good idea it's the result of the interweb. Same reason why music is dead.

[Knuckle]

Most new shows depress me with their lack of laughter or recorded in front of a live studio audience or the depressing content.

[baalzy]

Originally Posted by JayDee [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Been present when a family member or two was watching this show and it's fucking dreadful every time.

No good sitcoms like seinfeld anymore, with the exception of the new genre of comedy like Office/Modern Family.

I have a pretty good idea it's the result of the interweb. Same reason why music is dead.

Somebody get this guy a doctor.

Obviously his sense of humor has died if he doesn't find HIMYM funny.

[Massive Marc]

Originally Posted by JayDee [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Been present when a family member or two was watching this show and it's fucking dreadful every time.

you're a geek.

[JayDee]

Do you like Will & Grace too

lol fgt

[DiamondDust]

I enjoyed Scrubs~

[deathgirl]

evolution is slow and we're all still carrying around stone age brains- we still act on impulses formed from a time when natural selection favored men who were good at deceiving women and getting them to agree to have sex. seduction and abandonment is a very old ruse. females, as a result, had to get even better at spotting male lies and exaggerations- and the female brain is now well adapted to this task. bad experience(s) with douchebags can swiftly lead to the amygdala tyrannizing the conscious mind and mutating the girl into the "batshitcrazy" hypercritical being you'll all encounter at some point. it's her biological imperative to ensure you won't impregnate her and vanish, for the primitive part of her brain believes this to mean a major threat to her and her offspring's survival. hence the amygdala having to be deactivated before female orgasm can occur. oxytocin and dopamine and other chemicals associated with love and trust are the only things that can deactivate the amygdala (if you're against suggesting she become a crackwhore, which will override the amygdala's dominion, as well as extacy etc).

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ps. ladies, you should be more concerned with the length of his vasopressin gene than anything else, because that determines how monogamous he will be [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Littlegyno]

Originally Posted by deathgirl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

evolution is slow and we're all still carrying around stone age brains- we still act on impulses formed from a time when natural selection favored men who were good at deceiving women and getting them to agree to have sex. seduction and abandonment is a very old ruse. females, as a result, had to get even better at spotting male lies and exaggerations- and the female brain is now well adapted to this task. bad experience(s) with douchebags can swiftly lead to the amygdala tyrannizing the conscious mind and mutating the girl into the "batshitcrazy" hypercritical being you'll all encounter at some point. it's her biological imperative to ensure you won't impregnate her and vanish, for the primitive part of her brain believes this to mean a major threat to her and her offspring's survival. hence the amygdala having to be deactivated before female orgasm can occur. oxytocin and dopamine and other chemicals associated with love and trust are the only things that can deactivate the amygdala (if you're against suggesting she become a crackwhore, which will override the amygdala's dominion, as well as extacy etc).

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tldr fuck bitches.