Why do the project 1999 administrators allow chortles snortles to exist here?

[bomaroast]

P99 was a special kind of toxic well ahead of its time. Its just the way it is.

[Tethler]

lol

[Croco]

Originally Posted by Rethalis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

he is funny

False

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by bomaroast [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

P99 was a special kind of toxic well ahead of its time. Its just the way it is.

And I would go as far to say as original EQ had a lot more toxhic shit going on than here.


I knew like, 4 people who had divorces because of people e-cheating. And I was young as shit and knew this.

[Rager and Quitter]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

fuckin cat pix

Dude, kittens are cute, but cats suck and are assholes. Dogs rule, cats drool.

[Trexller]

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Join Date: Apr 2022
Posts: 11

so, who's alt account are you?

this isnt...no, it couldn't be snortles chortles trolling himself, or maybe he just grew jelly of all the threads about starkind/tuna and had to make it look like someone else cares about him.

[Tunabros]

there are a lot more worst trolls on p99

they just all left

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Twochain [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I knew like, 4 people who had divorces because of people e-cheating. And I was young as shit and knew this.

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

[Rager and Quitter]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ.

Sounds like my buddy's dad. He and 3 of his boys (ages 9 - 14) played EQ together and of course I joined in. I remember his dad played a female druid and he was getting in-game married to another female druid (very roleplay-y, very cringe, but I was 12 at the time and thought it was cool) that happened to be a lady IRL.

Anyway, they used to stay up super late, til like 5am roleplay cybering out in Gfay, and he was going to leave his wife and kids to go live with this lady, but his wife found out and basically kicked him out of the house for a few weeks. I guess it woke him up and he decided to cut ties, so we all moved to Prexus server and started over. 20 years later they're still together, but it almost fucked everything up. All for an ugly pixel bitch probably looked a lot like Chortl(ol)es.

[MrSparkle001]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

Yikes wow. I mean I was addicted to EQ and other MMORPGs and loved to call out of work frequently for them but I was never that pathetic.

That's something kids do, 13 year olds that think they're in a "serious relationship" with some girl they met online that lives thousands of miles away.