Why do the project 1999 administrators allow chortles snortles to exist here?

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

Jesus.....

This is why we don't date e-girls

[Gatordash]

Originally Posted by Twochain [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And I would go as far to say as original EQ had a lot more toxhic shit going on than here.


I knew like, 4 people who had divorces because of people e-cheating. And I was young as shit and knew this.

lol Twochain what the fuck is e-cheating?

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by Gatordash [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol Twochain what the fuck is e-cheating?

(not kidding)

People having cyber sex was gigantic in that time period. It's why Blood Ninja exists. Well people got busted either having cyber sex with other people (I'm licking and sucking on your nipples, you love this) OR, they would decide that the person sucking their cock through the internet was doing it a lot better than their IRL spouse and leave them.

Happened to the leader of my guild back then [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] lmao not kidding. Busted his wife having cyber sex. Divorce. She was an officer in the guild too. Really kinda just sad.


Bonus story: While looking for my dads weed one time when I was like 19, I found his Cache of E-bitches who sent him naked pictures. like a third of them were literally mailed to his house LOL. The days before snapchat.........

[Tethler]

lol

[Trexller]

layhousehours


Join Date: Apr 2022
Posts: 11

so, who's alt account are you?

this isnt...no, it couldn't be snortles chortles trolling himself, or maybe he just grew jelly of all the threads about starkind/tuna and had to make it look like someone else cares about him.

[Tunabros]

there are a lot more worst trolls on p99

they just all left

[MrSparkle001]

All of a sudden I'm getting a fuzzy memory here: Was there ever someone on these forums named Secrets that would post crossdressing pictures?

[layhousehours]

that guy was a hot chick

[Tewaz]

This would be the forum without Chortles

http://www.eqclassic.org/forums/

[Skarne]

Originally Posted by Tewaz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This would be the forum without Chortles

http://www.eqclassic.org/forums/