Login Issues - C'mon, they're classic!

[Castle2.0]

Yes, I am aware of the tech forum, and I have used the tech forum.

The Answer™ for most login issues is:
(1) Run in admin mode
(2) Run in compatibility mode. Try SP1, SP2, etc.
(3) Restart computer
(4) Restart internet
(5) Use VPN
(6) Reinstall EQ / repatch
(7) Change your driver setup and/or reinstall windows

This Solution™ never permanently solves the problem. Every so often it turns up again and you just use The Solution™ one more time for another few day to few months of no problems.

Had it happen twice 2 days in a row. This gave me time outside of Norrath to reflect on how this is "classic-like" so I wanted to write a quick props thread on it.