Eating One Thing at a Time

[America]

Originally Posted by Throndor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I like my coffee how I like my women....

Without some other guys dick in it.

Agrippina the Younger (6 November AD 15 – 23 March AD 59) poisoned the Emperor Claudius (1 August 10 BC – 13 October AD 54) to put her son by another man (Nero [15 December 37 – 9 June 68 AD]) on the throne. Cuckoldry will kill you from any position. I am just saying

[Irulan]

I honestly struggle to eat protein. Most good sources have awful texture so if I must I shovel it in first or try to micronize it and hide it in other stuff.

[Wonkie]

segregation is wrong OP

[DinoTriz2]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

segregation is wrong OP

See, I disagree.

Let's say you're eating a luscious dinner. Straight from a melting pot.

You have sweet, pristine white corn at one corner, black olives at another, and then a glob of refried beans (who somehow found it's way on your plate, even though they don't even belong with the dish)

When you mix them all together, it creates stomach aches. The white corn uses the tongue to prevent the black olives from blending well in your mouth. They used to be a lot better at this but they're slowly becoming replaced. They could maintain their numbers if each kernel had at least two baby kernels.

Also, despite the fact that black olives make up 13% of your plate, they cause over 50% of indigestion. And don't get me started on refried beans. Every year the plate gets more beanier. It's like someone is using a spoon to catapult beans onto our plate.

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

See, I disagree.

Let's say you're eating a luscious dinner. Straight from a melting pot.

You have sweet, pristine white corn at one corner, black olives at another, and then a glob of refried beans (who somehow found it's way on your plate, even though they don't even belong with the dish)

When you mix them all together, it creates stomach aches. The white corn uses the tongue to prevent the black olives from blending well in your mouth. They used to be a lot better at this but they're slowly becoming replaced. They could maintain their numbers if each kernel had at least two baby kernels.

Also, despite the fact that black olives make up 13% of your plate, they cause over 50% of indigestion. And don't get me started on refried beans. Every year the plate gets more beanier. It's like someone is using a spoon to catapult beans onto our plate.

*gives Pupperoni* nice trick boy

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by DinoTriz2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

See, I disagree.

Let's say you're eating a luscious dinner. Straight from a melting pot.

You have sweet, pristine white corn at one corner, black olives at another, and then a glob of refried beans (who somehow found it's way on your plate, even though they don't even belong with the dish)

When you mix them all together, it creates stomach aches. The white corn uses the tongue to prevent the black olives from blending well in your mouth. They used to be a lot better at this but they're slowly becoming replaced. They could maintain their numbers if each kernel had at least two baby kernels.

Also, despite the fact that black olives make up 13% of your plate, they cause over 50% of indigestion. And don't get me started on refried beans. Every year the plate gets more beanier. It's like someone is using a spoon to catapult beans onto our plate.

Olives are pure fat. There are better ways to get healthy fat.

Some beans here and there are quite healthy for you -- but you wouldn't want to overdo it. Especially shitty refried beans. Just a spoonful of healthier beans or two is all you need. Otherwise you get fat and gassy.

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by JurisDictum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Olives are pure fat. There are better ways to get healthy fat.

Some beans here and there are quite healthy for you -- but you wouldn't want to overdo it. Especially shitty refried beans. Just a spoonful of healthier beans or two is all you need. Otherwise you get fat and gassy.

shout out to healthy beans:

natto


eat it.

[maskedmelon]

where does cheese fit into all this? i liek cheese a lot.

[America]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

where does cheese fit into all this? i liek cheese a lot.

lactose is for grody smelling masc bodies. im purer

[Cecily]

Chicken tastes like delicious to masticate imo.