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Originally Posted by Sonderbeast
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I'm sitting here in the Denny's customer restroom, plenty of TP, even those seat covers. Can someone help to explain why someone wrote "James" on the stall door with what appears to be human feces? Thanks.
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I can field this one. I am a Young Doctor.
James turned on your artist friend. It is very likely that they were business partners, nay, very close friends. One night, while celebrating a lucrative contract (or a killer 2 on 2 basketball game at the local Y), one thing led to another and things escalated rather quickly.
It was liberating and frightening for the two young lovers in rural Tennessee. They knew it couldn't work; James' dad was the local pastor. Still though, love persisted. With the help of a town newcomer and TOTAL BADASS, the couple overcame adversity and the entire town rebelled against Pastor Lithgow, again, with sinful dancing and Kenny Loggins.
The moral of the story is, you now have the theme to Footloose stuck in your head.
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Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody, everybody cut footloose
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