Epic Weekend of Raiding So far! Love my @Awakened bros! - Page 3

fan D · #1 03-05-2017, 10:45 PM

its not fucking ice cream you retards

i shit in a god damn sock

Lhancelot · #2 03-06-2017, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by fan D [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

its not fucking ice cream you retards

i shit in a god damn sock

You must have a tiny funnel-shaped anus to seamlessly aim it into that child sized sock.

***after further investigation, it appears that is nothing more than a heated chocolate bar shaped and seated into an extra small sock.

fan D · #3 03-06-2017, 01:21 AM

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You must have a tiny funnel-shaped anus to seamlessly aim it into that child sized sock.

***after further investigation, it appears that is nothing more than a heated chocolate bar shaped and seated into an extra small sock.

its an adult socks, its an ankle sock

i had to hold it open while i squatted in the shower, wasnt sure if i was gonna get it bullseye or not. figured it would miss / hit side and id have to drop the sock/turd like a hot potatoe. i would have just taken a picture of the shitty sock at that point.

thankfully Im the best at shitting in a sock too, cuz it went in, and then i had to carry it across the house into the pc room and hold it above the desk for that pic. alot of room for error but nothing went wrong. no risk no reward eh?

Lhancelot · #4 03-06-2017, 01:09 PM

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its an adult socks, its an ankle sock

i had to hold it open while i squatted in the shower, wasnt sure if i was gonna get it bullseye or not. figured it would miss / hit side and id have to drop the sock/turd like a hot potatoe. i would have just taken a picture of the shitty sock at that point.

thankfully Im the best at shitting in a sock too, cuz it went in, and then i had to carry it across the house into the pc room and hold it above the desk for that pic. alot of room for error but nothing went wrong. no risk no reward eh?

I think you are ready to graduate from socking. It is time that you move up into the next level of raid devotion.

The next tier of raid devotion above poopsocking is chairpooping.

Chairpooping is when the truly devoted raider doesn't even bother using a sock. His devotion goes beyond such trivialities.

All bodily functions are excreted directly from the body which never moves from the sitting position onto whatever furniture the raid devotee is using.

Nothing distracts the chairpooper from the game. Not even a sock.

When you perform this next feat of true gaming devotion, be sure to record it live and post the video here in RnF. Otherwise, it didn't happen.