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Originally Posted by fiveeauxfour
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is this another one of those erotic threads about me?
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a breif history on offical P99 lore for you...
Tekilya Wu'Tang and Florid Lotus are married. You saved me as Chest threw my unconscious body from island 1.5 in Plane of Sky by diving through the air and dragging me from the waters of East Freeport Bay to the docks, where we made love for hours and I impregnated you with twins (Bollokks and Siza ).
Filbus is our servant and Kekephee is now bound to the will of Calias and the Wizards guild. Chests whereabouts are unknown at this time. Rebbon, Trolololol, and other various BDA minions were killed by my hand.
Now it appears that a cyborg monk is making trouble in Perma Frost. More on this story to come....
This can all be confirmed in my signature under "The Lost Adventure of Tekilya Wu'Tang and Filbus Furyfoot". TLAOTW is now the short hand as I have cut Filbus from the title since he is an assistant hero and manservant, and not really a full time hero. Its a Batman and Robin type relationship with Robin (AKA Filbus) being more like Alfred than Robin.