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Old 10-01-2014, 08:06 AM
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Astral project yourself a cock in the ass.
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Old 10-01-2014, 08:41 AM
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:57 PM
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Old 10-08-2014, 01:42 AM
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So I'm getting ready to leave when the secretary (Middle aged bible thumping black woman who conveniently ignores the total endorsement of slavery/misogyny/rape in her holy books) for the night shift comes in as I'm reminding the rest of the night crew to check out the blood moon eclipse.
She starts spouting on about how it's a sign of the end of times and that every blood moon to ever happen has happened on a Hebrew holiday. So I stop her in her tracks and explain to everyone that literally every Hebrew holiday falls on a new or full moon considering they follow a lunar calendar. I also explain that solar/lunar eclipses can only happen on the new/full moon respectively, furthermore I explain why a blood moon is red(ish).

Everyone else must of had a basic grasp of reality because after the explanation they all nodded their heads and went about their business... except for the secretary, who had this daft look on her face while she slowly shook her head because my blasphemous words clearly went in one ear and out the other.

If that's not bad enough, just two nights ago she went on a tangent to one of her friends about how bad she felt for all of the kids who are going to burn in hell for eternity at the end of the month for trick-or-treating. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Old 10-08-2014, 01:57 AM
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You might as well have said to her that Jesus' wife Mary Magdalene was on her period and that is what caused the blood moon.

You cannot argue that shit with those people. By those people, I MEAN RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS.

But speaking of "those other people".. why did you feel it necessary to tell us she's black? You are so busted... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 10-08-2014, 01:58 AM
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But speaking of "those other people".. why did you feel it necessary to tell us she's black? You are so busted... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
So busted... for having a good memory.
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Old 10-08-2014, 02:54 AM
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So if she was white you would've said, "middle-aged bible-thumping white woman"?

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