DAP is dead, dial UPER - we are hiring

[maskedmelonpai]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not really sure where you are going with this Yasi - do you care to explain a little further? Why only Erudite? I don't understand

it obvious it a premium service for when what you asking for is a bit of a stretch. not everyone endowed with the same size mana poles to be able to do liek pickups + ejac + drop off without a rest.

[maskedmelonpai]

poles = pools

dumb phone :c

[Yasi]

UPER Black is a premium service. It will get you safely to the most important locations, including Plane of Hate or Plante of Sky. As it is obvious that Erudites by far feature the best starting stats for Wizards, we won't allow any other drivers to handle UPER Black clients.

I am sorry my initial announcement of UPER Black led to misunderstandings. I am very excited about this new Service, but our legal team also is very careful when it Comes to disclosing information at this early level.

[jackd104]

Originally Posted by Yasi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It is based on a secret formula. The formula includes /inspect, the auction logger System and it also takes into your account your Level. I can't disclose more yet, but as a result, a Level 5 character with a fungi and a tranquil staff will be charged more than a Level 45 character without a fungi and a tranquil staff.
The System is great. I think it's fair to say that it is the best System ever invented.

Are you serious about this pricing system? I'm autistic and known for being guillable. Please clarify.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by maskedmelonpai [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it obvious it a premium service for when what you asking for is a bit of a stretch. not everyone endowed with the same size mana poles to be able to do liek pickups + ejac + drop off without a rest.

I want a huge mana pole...

rofl MM. Don't try to blame your phone for that. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Yasi]

Originally Posted by jackd104 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you serious about this pricing system? I'm autistic and known for being guillable. Please clarify.

I won't go into detail of our secret algorithm, but it basically works like this: It takes a look at your equipment and compares your items to the wiki avg price, thereby coming up with what we call "wealth factor", which is a one digit figure. It then also takes into consideration your level to come up with the price.

To give you an idea: a level 11 with an equipment avg net worth of 100pp would pay roughly 8pp per port.
A level 60 with an avg net worth of 50kpp would pay 54pp.

[skarlorn]

so a level 60 with all NO TRADE gear will get ported for free because it has no wiki avg price.

thanks!

i look forward to getting erudite ports by the UPER BLACKs

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Lhancelot [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yasi, back away. Slowly. Do NOT entertain this post by Spyder... And we will try to pretend you didn't write that.

I believe everyone gets caught up in thought and sometimes writes more than they should when forumquesting sometimes.

Spyder. Come on man. Don't lead him down the rabbithole. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

stop turning into a no-fun faygating cuck

[jackd104]

Originally Posted by Yasi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I won't go into detail of our secret algorithm, but it basically works like this: It takes a look at your equipment and compares your items to the wiki avg price, thereby coming up with what we call "wealth factor", which is a one digit figure. It then also takes into consideration your level to come up with the price.

To give you an idea: a level 11 with an equipment avg net worth of 100pp would pay roughly 8pp per port.
A level 60 with an avg net worth of 50kpp would pay 54pp.

Ok, I get it now. I see this thread is just a big joke [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] thank you for clarification.

[Yasi]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

so a level 60 with all NO TRADE gear will get ported for free because it has no wiki avg price.

thanks!

i look forward to getting erudite ports by the UPER BLACKs

As i mentioned, we also take level in consideration.