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Old 04-09-2012, 11:25 AM
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Stupidly large potential, stupidly bad gameplay, 3 hour storyline, and no support for stopping hackers in multiplayer.
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:42 AM
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generic late 90s/early 00s WWII shooters - pick one.
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Old 04-09-2012, 12:27 PM
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:25 PM
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FFXII just let you set up gambits and masturbate while your characters auto-cleared dungeons.
omg I must play this game immediately
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:09 PM
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I can't think of anything obviously super shitty so I'll go with a couple "popular" games that I thought were craptastic:

Fallout 3 - mostly because I ran into so many bugs while playing through my progress became seriously hampered. Also because the game was just boring as shit. I wasn't too thrilled about the game, and then I got to a part in the storyline where some dude is murdered and you can loot his body. I received a key to the town's armory. Fuck yeah, of course I'm gonna go check out the armory. Except that if you enter, some super droid follows you and kills you over and over again in one shot. Essentially you're punished without warning for entering the armory by never being able to enter that town again without dying. Fuck you, Fallout 3. Also a major part of the combat system was "pausing" the game so you could get headshots while everything was frozen. Like, what the fuck is the point of a first person shooter that you can just pause whenever you want and own shit at your leisure? At that functionality was sold as a "feature." Dumb, dumb, dumb game.

Dragon Age: Zzzzzzzzzzz. I don't even remember what the fuck happened in this abomination. I do remember that I never once had fun playing it.

Final Fantasy X - I was super pumped for this game because I loved IX. To say I was disappointed was an under statement. Combat was dumbed way the fuck down, the equipment system was terrible (you can just use the same items from beginning to end, nbd), level sphere grid shit was stupid, not 1 single character who didn't annoy the fuck out of me, and a laughably terrible storyline topped off with a laughably terrible ending. An abortion of a game. The only good thing about this game is that it gives me a clear indicator of intelligence. Ask someone if they liked FFX and if they say yes then they are clearly an idiot and not worth any more of your time.

Final Fantasy XII - I didn't think it could get worse than X. I was wrong. At least FFX attempted to have interesting characters and failed, FFXII just didn't characterize anyone. FFX attempted to have a good story and failed, FFXII just didn't bother with a story. FFX attempted to have an interesting combat system and failed, FFXII just let you set up gambits and masturbate while your characters auto-cleared dungeons.
hahaha all of this is QFT. FFX and FFXII were horrible games.

10/10 awesome post.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:12 PM
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Want to know a FF that's worse than both of those? FFX-2

fucking get back in the kitchen yuna you don't know how to use guns
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:17 PM
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this was like the worst thing i had ever seen made by people who were actually trying.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:26 PM
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:16 PM
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Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy XII

Really? FF 10 was amazing.

12 was craptastic, except the auto 'gambit' fighting was fun for a bit.
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:19 PM
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final fantasy's have gotten really bad lately...

not the worst video games ever made but well below par imo


they end up mostly being a CGI movie that you click a few buttons every once in a while to skip to next "chapter".


not that it can't be entertaining.. just not much of a game imo
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