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Old 11-13-2014, 07:02 PM
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DD214 or gtfo.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:18 PM
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That's so sweet.

Next time she wants to go out for Thai food, try this: say that you'd rather go to the hole in the wall barbecue place for ribs and brisket. While you're eating curry and noodles, ask her where she keeps your balls.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:22 PM
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That's so sweet.

Next time she wants to go out for Thai food, try this: say that you'd rather go to the hole in the wall barbecue place for ribs and brisket. While you're eating curry and noodles, ask her where she keeps your balls.
so so very rustled.. shits funny.
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:26 PM
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Remind me, what is it that I'm rustled about again?

That you're married to a short, flat-chested six who dresses you in pastels?
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:27 PM
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Remind me, what is it that I'm rustled about again?

That you're married to a short, flat-chested six who dresses you in pastels?

Urustledbro?
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:38 PM
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:39 PM
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Hahahaha
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Old 11-13-2014, 07:55 PM
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Fame pal that really made me mad
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Old 11-13-2014, 08:12 PM
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Huh.. it stirred thoughts of wonder within me.. What the hell are those zippers for? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 11-13-2014, 08:29 PM
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My wife keeps my balls in her purse next to my man card. I only get them back when I go to Home Depot.
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