Why the bananas is Quillimane FTE?

[Videri]

Again, you’ve got a valid criticism of the rules, but think of it from the GMs’ point of view. Enforcement would be nigh-impossible. It’s fine for you to criticize the rules, but don’t wait for this rule to change.

If your goal is truly to get a cloak (and not to make a fuss), then you need 3 other people who also want cloaks and/or who are willing to help you.

Luckily, a noble Gnome like yourself seldom finds it hard to find willing allies.