WTS Atheist Survival kit

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Latest mind-blowing additions to the Atheist Survival Kit:

Time capsule
The Atheist Rule Book Collection (Volumes 1 to 36950)
An Extra Large Tin of Dehydrated Water
Snake Oil
Red Herring
Lame Duck
Smart Wrist Watch (2 hour battery life)
A single use plastic bottle
An oil slick
AIDS

In other news, NASA to send Atheist Survival Kit into space in the hope of making a good impression with alien life forms (which may or may not be out there and may or may not be hostile).