The Swipe Left Thread

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Originally Posted by mizzbiscuits [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is actually fair criticism. I have nothing against you guys/gays but making fun of people who can’t help how they were born is very telling of your character.

i guess you are right that nobody can help being who they are. but Gurbaj needs a better profile photo and if his emotional IQ was better he would understand this. Having assessed a pretty decent sample size of online dating profiles' real life personas, I would stake money on his being a callous, emotionally demanding dude. that's why I feel comfortable having a harmless laugh at his bad profile.

yes I could be wrong about any given individual; the mean girls angle is part of the joke I suppose. i am definitely right on average tho.

most of the people i post here are ppl whose poor character i can detect by their profile presentation. I have gone on dates with a number of goofy looking profiles, when i got good vibes from their blurb or whatever. in fact my best find in a couple of years is one such. i'm not just some mean girl; that would be a poor heuristic for finding decent man friends. this thread is 95% picking on people who would send messages like "cum fuk me", "do u have a dik" etc. Trust me. I've churned through pleeeenty of 'em. It's kinda my hobby.

now, guy fawkes mustache guy I bet is super duper sweet. so i giggle at him very hushedly. i considered a swipe right on him even after posting. but come on, dude, he is so funny lookin. you gotta be able to giggle at him on a project 1999 everquest internet forum. It doesn't tell too badly about my character to have a giggle about the stranger characters witnessed along my e-dating journey.