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[Rygar]

You may think this is embarrassing but it is just plain funny to me. My friend and I met some ladies at the bar and went back to their place with high hopes. They immediately pee after getting home like all girls do after the bar. They then go out to smoke on the balcony (meaning talk about us). I decide: now or never.

I say O'Brien, I need to squeeze out this turd o I'm gonna explode. I run to the bathroom and goose out a foot long turd in under 10 seconds and flush, thinking, "wedar, you damn fool you did it!". That is when I hear the stubborn gurgle of the toilet not fully flushing, I turn to see the turd spinning slowly, mocking me.

The girls are back now, don't want them to hear me plunger fighting so decide to leave it. I head out back to the living room and start making out with my gal and my buddy with his on the couch next to me. Then, it happened...

They had a roommate, she just walked in after a night at the bar..

Like all girls do after a night at the bar, she went to pee. The lights are out and I can only see her angry silhouette in the bathroom, "who clogged the toilet! That's disgusting!" She is demanding someone unclog it, everyone knows it was me, but I'm frozen in denial. My buddy's girl actually winds up breaking it down with a toilet brush.

We laughed so hard about it the next day, and is my favorite sorry to tell at get togethers.