I found my biography on google.
Diggles was born into a small family as an only child. When he reached the age of 3 he pooped in his diapers so much, his parents could not afford to keep him anymore. The family he was adopted into consisted of 2 transexual biker cops. When reaching the age of 12, he was often picked on because he wore a little policeman uniform to school. He was so frustrated at life that he eventually rebeled against his transexual biker parents, and said that he is not going to go through with the sex change procedure that he previously agreed to.
His life became a depraved mess from here on out. He tried to make freinds, but he had a hard time doing so in his little tranny police uniform. Three years later, at the age of 15, he came back to his transexual parents to ask for their forgiveness. They replied, "Silly boy, of course you can come back!." Later in life Diggles accepted who he was, and became like his parents. Embracing this idea of being a flamboiyant transexual policeman.
One fateful day, Diggles parents were both killed in a car accident. The tranny-cop couple were in persuit of a large truck...Little did they know, the trucker had a severe hatred towards transexuals, and police. So the trucker held open both the passanger and drivers door on the truck, and slammed the truck to a screeching halt causing the doors to closeline the two tranny-cops.
After hearing the news, Diggles had nothing left but a computer, and Mount and Blade Warband. For all of his/her life, diggles had been a victim of society and coincedence. Now he/she suck out to fulfill his/her parents duty, by being a transexual horse riding shield bearing forum flamer.
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01-28-2012, 05:33 AM
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