Prexus Declares North Korea and South Korea fire "A Vital Threat"

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Here is the press release statement from the Deepwater Knights News Network (DKNN):

Erudin, Odus (DKNN) -- Artillery shells from both Koreas were found in the bottom of Butcherblock Mountains' sea today following a heated exchange of fire from both sides into the water after a North Korean shell had hit close to the remote island where the Oracle of K`Arnon resides.

The Oracle of K'Arnon was unavailable for comment. However, a Guardian Of K`Arnon had responded to DKNN with the notion that he is in critical condition prior to the attack due to some 'stupid druid' attacking the Oracle prior.

Phinigel Autropos responded immediately following the incident, in a phone call with DKNN, claiming that the behavior by the Koreas were "unacceptable", and a "vital threat" to Kedge security.

Autropos declined further comment.

When asked about the conditions the Ocean of Tears is facing following the assault, Mr. Autropos said, "We do not believe that any sustainable damage was done to the Ocean of Tears, however, we are investigating and keeping an eye on the Koreas."

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26815041