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Old 06-17-2011, 10:58 PM
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Default My cock is, like, two inches

from the ground.
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Old 06-18-2011, 01:31 AM
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That sounds very uncomfortable.
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Old 06-18-2011, 01:50 AM
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Can't enjoy sex when you black out before you even obtain a full erection. I suggest surgery.
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Old 06-18-2011, 01:51 AM
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Sorry. I failed to think of the obvious that you are suspended in a sex harness or six inches tall. Would need more info to know if this is something that a doctor could help. Perhaps a young doctor...
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Old 06-18-2011, 01:57 AM
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Or has no legs and, in fact, has a very tiny penis.
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Old 06-18-2011, 02:39 AM
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This cock is about 2 inches from the ground.
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Old 06-18-2011, 02:58 AM
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As Bilbo flees from goblin town the one ring attempts to escape from him by resizing its self so that it falls off his finger right as Bilbo is about to run into a troupe of goblins. However Bilbo realizes that the ring had "slipped" off before it was to late.
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Old 06-18-2011, 05:17 AM
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It wasn't funny when Ron Jeremy said it on Kassem G's going deep and it certainly isn't when you do
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:29 PM
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And yet you still don't know how to use it.
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:33 PM
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my cock is roughly 2 inches from my pelvic floor when erect, i tried doing kegel's to attain 3 inches with no luck please advise
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