Slugs

[maskedmelonpai]

so yesterday i get home and i just looking at an admiring ymy flowers (i do that sometime). they lillies and they in various stages of blooming. i gotta few types and I got other flowers too.

so I looking at them, admiring how pretty they is and then I notice they kinda got different shapes. all them do. they all uneven and stuff. they been getting eaten. now, liek i say, i got lots other flowers too and i run into this problem before. lotta bugs eat flowers (i think, at least they not all one thing). anyway, i notice the telltale sticky spooge trail indicative of one creature, which of course nowhere in sight.

now, i know what they do. i read about it. I honestly hadnt really ever thought about it because i not really cared, but anyway, i read what they do. they don't like the sun obviously (duh), so they hide during the day and they come out once it cool down. that why there so many the nasty fuckers out in the evening: they going for they morning walk (it was not close to dusk yet so they as still sleeping).

This got me thinking though. slugs maybe the most horrific creatures ever on a conceptual level. it make me feel liek it was implemented poorly and not at all reflect the vision of the great designer whoever it is. i mean, you got this hideous thing, it nocturnal and have paralyzingly slime and tentacles and come out at night to devour beauty and hide in dark places from the light. that a slug.

[AzzarTheGod]

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[skarlorn]

Everyone knows beauty as beauty
because they know ugliness,
knows good as good
by knowing bad.


from the Tao te Ching

ps salt

[Ahldagor]

Beer attracts and kills them.

[skarlorn]

sunfish are pretty fucked up too if you wanna think in those terms

they are terribly designed but lay millinos of eggs at a time, basically an allegory for how the idiots are spawning more than the smarts and the US is going to collapse because people follow the cult of ignorance

[loramin]

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This got me thinking though. slugs maybe the most horrific creatures ever on a conceptual level.

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[skarlorn]

i'm a burgeoning businessman and my discipline is fucking bitches on RNF

[AzzarTheGod]

A zog challenger appears. Take it to them!

[skarlorn]

i draw my strength from the tears of nerds
Focus pocus, posting turds
Cut them down they rise again
Like fields of wheat they rise again
I draw my strength from the tears of nerds
A yawning cave without a floor
Each triggered post splits their soul
and gets me woker, woker, woke

[Jimjam]

Pity the slug, for it cannot comprehend the beauty it destroys. It lives in a dark world of blindness. Even if it were able to see well the flowers deny their beauty to it, by furling up their petals to sleep. They can never see the true glory of their prey, for them the brilliance of daylight is a mortal anathema.