DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!

[OMGWTF420]

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/...-fueled-craze/

ive eaten my fair share of shrooms, and they have never inspired me to rip my own dick off. i suspect there were probably some bath salts mixed in somewhere

[r00t]

I fucked my dick off on speed

[radditsu]

My dick got ripped off In woodstock 2....

It got better.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by radditsu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My dick got ripped off In woodstock 2....

It got better.

Does your cock float on water? What else floats?

[Barkingturtle]

One time I got so high my dick ripped me off.


Now, right here I was gonna say: I'm hung like a black.

I decided against that punchline, though -- for two reasons:

1) It's racist and that's not cool.

2) I did not have confidence anyone would understand the joke -- that my penis is like a black dude on account of its propensity for larceny.

Still, I think the one-liner stands on its own.

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

One time I got so high my dick ripped me off.


Now, right here I was gonna say: I'm hung like a black.

I decided against that punchline, though -- for two reasons:

1) It's racist and that's not cool.

2) I did not have confidence anyone would understand the joke -- that my penis is like a black dude on account of its propensity for larceny.

Still, I think the one-liner stands on its own.

lol'd

[Hasbinbad]

sounds russian not black

[radditsu]

I found your cock

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[BattleToad]

A duck!

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by BattleToad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A duck!

WHO ARE YOU, WHO ARE SO WISE IN THE WAYS OF SCIENCE?!?