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#1
06-19-2013, 02:32 PM
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Meccezan PoP Quiz
1. What is a "covered wagon"?
a) What Mexicans use for houses c) The act of farting in a bed and then trapping someone inside it until they turn green b) Code name for the border patrol d) I can't think of something to put here 2. When hiding____ a) Start farting to make the border patrol go away b) Don't worry about anything because your skin blends in with the dirt c) and they find you offer some crack to them d) speak Arabic 3. How high is the fence to hop? a) high enough it takes a nice hop and a fart boost to get over b) Two fart boosts will do it c) Stepping on Jose will get you high enough d) Jesus should be tall enough to give you the lift 4. If the border patrol agent is a fat ass a) Do a belly dance for him b) Out run him c) Offer him some refried beans d) Beat him with little Jose 5. Once in the country... a) Call all your friends and welcome them over b) Find a desperate lady and marry her c) Send all your money back to your family d) Start mowing lawns | ||
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#3
06-19-2013, 02:38 PM
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way too much time put into this, eccezan is hardly worth even acknowledging as a fellow human being.
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#4
06-19-2013, 02:41 PM
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You Know You Are a Mexican When...
• You share the same social security number with all your amigos • Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus • You smell like BO all the time • You don't know what BO is • You have at least thirty cousins • You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food • There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus • You run and hide when you see the border patrol • You see a fence and want to hop over it • You have crooked teeth • You are too short to go on rides in disney land • You mow lawns for a living • You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood • You fart more than you breath • Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking • You use your lips to point something out • Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment • You have at least thirty cousins • You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food • You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it • There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. • You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. • Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare. • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. | ||
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#6
06-19-2013, 08:42 PM
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I would hate you, but I reserve hate for those more deserving
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#7
06-19-2013, 08:47 PM
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If you want to be racist, be racist against privileged fat white kids who have zero life and can actually frequent these forums 24/7 . lol I am white, but gd, even some of my own make me sick. Such as yourself relapse.
But I do have to say that, in a way I envy you. I wish I could sit at home all day at my parents house , eating junk food and hanging out on an elf forum with zero ambition in my life other then getting on said elf forum all day and night and making a ass of myself... Oh wait.... No I don't. lawl | ||
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