I was promised hell would have sex, drugs and rock & roll but I can't get drugs, I can't get laid and as for rock and roll it's either a 13 year old kid singing baby baby baby oh or a gangster rapper calling himself the chosen one. There's churches and warning signs bleeding everywhere and now teabaggin' in a violent video game is a bannable offense.
I would like to speak to the manager and lodge a formal complaint for false advertising.
Rebels my ARSE!!!