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Originally Posted by Skarne
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Go outside
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Why? Is the staff outside waiting to beat me up?
Is the staff a proud staff?
Why can't the staff speak for itself?
Why can't the staff stick up for itself?
Is the staff shy?
Is the staff a straight staff or a bent staff?
Is the staff short or tall?
Is the staff beautiful or ugly?
When was the last time somebody checked on the staff to make sure its okay?
Does the staff need a hug?
Is the staff off its meds?
I wish to learn more about this staff so I can avoid being stoned to death for saying the wrong thing about it.
Here is my prayer of protection...
Dear Holy Staff,
Most High Staff,
Your Majesty,
Your Excellency,
Thank you O Great Staff for allowing me live to in your wondrous kingdom,
I will stone those who take your holy name in vain,
I will silence those who utter bad things against your righteous spirit,
Death to unbelievers!
Your humble servant,
Daddykool
Level 1 Ogre Shadow Knight
(ps. I’m a huge boob nerd)