If I met Xant in rl, I would casually greet him, say hi etc, then ask to go get some drinks. Once we're a few drinks in, I would deftly drop my patented 'awesome night' combo of Ambien and Rohypnol to render him unconscious. I would then escort him to my hotel room where I would shave every part of his body. Not a single hair would remain on his beautiful brown skin.
After the ritual shaving, I would proceed to lube his anus up real nice and good like. This will ensure maximum penetration and stretching without tearing later on.
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