Oh, here's an article from those beacons of truth, honesty, and comedy-related journalistic integrity, cracked.com, on your 'metabolism breakfast blahblahblah' (something that's been debunked for years, btw).
http://www.cracked.com/article_20217...dont-work.html
And don't be jealous of my erection, stud. I know it can be hard to have obesity-associated erectile dysfunction
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