Sadre's Trade Insurance allows you to trust with confidence. For 500k plat, I will cover any losses you accrue because of a trade gone sour. Upon hearing of a client's bad trading experience, my team of investors, err, investigatos immediately spring into action, combing logs, /petitioning gm's, fanning out from zone to zone using /shout to say WHO TUK DAT CLOAK OF FLAMES! or whatever is the relevant item or character.
We get to the bottom of things, so you donlt have to.
500k buys you peace of mind. And really, can you put a price tag on that?
Sadre's Trade Insurance. 500k is a small price to pay for pixels you worked hard on, and which some day (cut to pic of dad gently holding his newborn son, already with GEB's) you hope to pass on to your pixel's pixels.
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