"I seriously don't see why everyone is so tough on this restaurant. I got speedy and friendly service, the food was delicious, the atmosphere was amazing, and the prices were very competitive. Maybe it really depends on where you sit in the restaurant.
If you head outside and dine in the section on the far south side of the patio right under the Pita Jungle sign I think you'll really be able to bask in all the glory this restaurant has to offer. They even have a secret menu that allows you to order gyros and hummus. The best part about this special area of ABC is that you can avoid the section where THE OWNERS STEAL THE GOD DAMN TIPS FROM THEIR EMPLOYEES.
You may be God's child Amy but even the best parents need to hand a beating down every once in a while when their kids do something stupid like crash the car, get arrested, or STEAL THE GOD DAMN TIPS FROM THEIR WAIT STAFF.
I did go up to the place today to leave a $20 tip for a couple waters but they had closed their doors. Some nice old bag outside was there defending them and said they were simply misunderstood because Sammy and Amy pay their slaves $8 an hour instead of the $3 that Arizona allows. Wow. So sweet. But wait...that doesn't matter if you STEAL THEIR GOD DAMN TIPS!"
I lol'd.
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