Rumor has it biglime's prison release party is scheduled for next week as seen in the Faggot Gazzette classifieds. It is statistically proven that iksar minorities are wrongly targeted by "The Man" for our athletic prowess and skill in swimming / wall camoflauge. Zade was also confirmed by J.D. Power and Associates as a monkeylover, iksar hater, and catfacts snubber.
While in recovery biglime was introduced to the Exploiters Anonymous 12 step program, and has made a full recovery.
Biglime was quote as saying "The 12 step program has changed my life in a way I never though possible."
1.We admitted we were powerless over exploiting - that our lives had become unmanageable.
2.Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity, and that the almighty fraps is the key to all successful player vs player enagements.
3.Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him and that training is not the road to recovery.
4.Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and our golem wand count.
5.Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs in all the lowbies we have griefed.
6.Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of out of character.
7.Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings and grant feelings to our legs.
8.Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all giving all stripped items back.
9.Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10.Continued to take personal inventory, and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it, giving all stripped accounts back.
11.Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out, realizing in ourselves that training is not the answer to our problems.
12.Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all exploiters, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Biglime was seen in his meager prison cell eagerly awaiting his parole board as a reformed iksar and spiritual leader of his people. He was quoted by a reporter as saying "I have put the past behind me, and no longer will I use my racial abilities for evil."
When asked what his thoughts were on the Strydur Instacamp fiasco on the news, Biglime only said this, "Well Strydur still has to find God and realize that he is powerless over exploiting...Only then can he be free of it."
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