THE EBAY THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "All the Things She Said", by T.a.T.u.)
By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!
We're in serious shit. We are totally screwed.
And we're /yelling for help, no evaccing druid.
Grouping with you has opened my eyes.
Could I ever believe such a ebay surprise?
I keep asking myself, wondering how?
They keep wanting you gone, but I can't boot you out.
Wanna port to a zone where it's just me and you?
Nobody else, cause I'm ebay too!
[Nobody else, cause I'm ebay too!]
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!
[Heals are not enough!]
And you're all twinked out, feeling uber and such.
The trains are your fault, but I want you so much.
Wanna fly you away where the merchants will sell.
And stop off at the bank, to buy all your spells.
When they point and laugh - don't insult or bash.
Cause I'm buying for you, what you ebayed for cash.
I can try to forget, I can try to pretend,
But it's making me broke, all this money I lend!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!
[Heals are not enough!]
Cleric looking at me.
Tell me, what's your HP?
Yes, I've lost my mind!
Chanter looking at me.
Mobs pulled? Seventy-three.
Where is the zoneline?!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!
[Heals are not enough!]
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles
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