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Old 07-08-2010, 05:45 PM
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THE NECROMANCER THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Crawling", by Linkin Park)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

Kiting with my pet
So I will not need heals
Fear is what I cast
The XP is unreal

There's something on my pet, I pull it to the zoneline
Aggroing... and owning
This lack of red con mobs to fear is never-ending
Spawnstealing... I can't seem

To find bone chips again
The newbs are closing in
{Without a sense of uberness and I'm convinced
that they're just begging for me to train}
I own this camp for sure
Ne-cro-man-cer!

Kiting with my pet
So I will not need heals
Fear is what I cast
The XP is unreal

Newbie monk incoming has pulled his mobs upon me
Death feigning... and training
Before I die I gate back to Nektulous Forest
It's haunting... how I can't seem

To find bone chips again
The newbs are closing in
{Without a sense of uberness and I'm convinced
that they're just begging for me to train}
I own this camp for sure
Ne-cro-man-cer!

Kiting with my pet
So I will not need heals
Fear is what I cast
The XP is unreal

Kiting with my pet
So I will not need heals
Fear is what I cast
The XP... the XP is unreal!

The XP is unreal!

The XP is unreal!
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