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Old 07-08-2010, 05:44 PM
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THE RANGER THEME SONG (3)
(Sing to the tune of "Send Me An Angel", by Scorpions)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

Raid leader said just walk this way
To the end of the zone
The AE blows into your face
As shit resists get you owned.
Hear his voice within /raidsay
Shammies called to cast slow.
Use Eagle Eye and then you may
Find line of sight for your bow.

Here I am
Will you send me a ranger?
Here I am
In the land of the planar zones.

Raid leader said just find your place
In the Plane of the Storms
Must you tank along the way
Just cast shield of the thorns

Here I am
Will you send me a ranger?
Here I am
In the land of the planar zones.

Raid leader said just raise your bow
And send tells for buff spells
Aim for the head of your foe
Just believe in yourself
Hear your voice within /raidsay
"Please stop walling the mob!"
Disc Trueshot and then you may
Let the rangers finish the job.

Here I am
Will you send me a ranger?
Here I am
In the land of the planar zones.
Here I am
Will you send me a ranger?
Here I am
In the land of the planar zones.
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