THE NEWBIE BEGGAR THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "What About Me?", by Moving Pictures)
By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony
Well there's a little newb waiting at the counter of the Freeport bank
He's been waiting down there, begging half the zone,
They never ever give him what he wants
He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground,
He gets to his feet and he says...
"Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1!
I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@
Don't u have
Some plat 4 me????
But u wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =("
Well there's a halfling newb begging at the counter of the Bazaar shop
She's been waiting back there, asking for free things,
Ubers walk in and out, they never stop
Well, she's not too proud, to beg out loud
She runs to the zone and she screams...
"Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1!
I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@
Don't u have
Some plat 4 me????
But u wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =("
"Whut abowt me???"
Take a step back and see the little newbies
They might be twinks
But they're the ones that make the high levels cringe.
So train them, as they whisper:
"Whut abowt me??!!!!!1!!!!~!?"
And now I'm standing on the zoneline
All the mobs gone home
No newbies escaped, nobody's been saved
And I'm feeling cold and alone
I guess I'm lucky, I raid a lot
But sometimes I wish for more loot... than I've got...
"Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1!
I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@
Don't u have
Some plat 4 me????
Cuz u wont giev me...
U wont giev me...
U wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =("
"Whut abowt me??!!!!!!~!?"
"Waht abuot me??1@"
"Wut abot me?!! ,,|,,"
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