[YendorLootmonkey]

THE SHADOWKNIGHT THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Mr. Tinkertrain", by Ozzy Osbourne)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

Would you like some harm touch little newb?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you high level mobs tonight
I've got a cloud spell full of bad disease
Ready made just for aggro-ing
Once I'm there I'm gonna feign death mobs on you.

I've got a one way ticket
To train you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So turn around and don't you hide
They call me Mr. Karnor's Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Karnor's Train
So come along and play my game
Your XP will never be the same

Leave dog tower and turn out the lights
Got Inno's Curse; I'm a shadowknight
A level 60 playing on Xegony
I've got the kind of mobs you've never seen
Red con and a bit too mean
Little newbie turn and try to run away from me

I've got a one way ticket
To train you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So turn around and don't you hide
They call me Mr. Karnor's Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Karnor's Train
So come along and play my game
Your XP will never be the same

Mr. Karnor's Train
Never be the same
Mr. Karnor's Train
Can you say Mr. Karnor's Train?

No use crying 'cause you can't zone out
Now you're here to stay
You can't run, you can't hide
You can't survive all the mobs inside

Mr. Karnor's Train
That's how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Karnor's Train
So come along and play my game
That's why they call me Mr. Karnor's Train
That's why they call me Mr. Karnor's Train