THE DRUID THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Smooth Criminal", re-done by Alien Ant Farm)
By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony
As he came in thru the port ring
It was the sound of a wolf thing
He came into her camp site
He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite.
She called GMs while she was able
Quick response, what a fable.
So she ran to the next mob
It was snared too, t'was a quad job.
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok newbie?
Newbie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sign at the three-spawn
That he killstealed
All your orc pawns, newbie
He came into your camp site
He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite.
Then you ran to the next mob
It was snared too
T'was a quad job.
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
You ok, newbie?
You've been hit by
You've been screwed by -
a druid criminal.
So he kited through orc highway
It was Sunday
What a black day
No GM resolution
Stealing orc pawns
Bad intentions
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok newbie?
Newbie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sign at the three-spawn
That he killstealed
All your orc pawns, newbie
He came into your camp site
He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite.
Then you ran to the next mob
It was snared too
T'was a quad job.
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
You ok, newbie?
You've been hit by
Fuckin KS'd by -
a druid criminal.
Newbie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sign at the three-spawn
That he killstealed
All your orc pawns, newbie
He came into your camp site
He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite.
Then you ran to the next mob
It was snared too
T'was a quad job.
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
You ok, newbie?
Newbie, are you ok?
You ok?
Are you ok newbie?
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles
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