THE WIZARD THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "In The End", by Linkin Park)
By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony
It starts with
One thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
I can't get a group
So I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Mana's a valuable thing
Watch it fly by with the fireballs I fling
Watch it increase by the end of the day
Mobs tick life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch mana go right out the window
Trying to harvest, but didn't even know
Wasted it all and now I've got aggro
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
To get a group
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
My mana falls
When I nuke it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing
I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard wizards try,
They can't get a group
I designed this rhyme
to remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Demanding ports like I was your own taxi
Remembering all the times you fought with me
You're surprised Toxx is so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
I can't even do decent damage anymore
Not that I could nuke back then
Without aggroing mobs on me (in the end)
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
To get a group
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
My mana falls
When I nuke it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I’ve translocated you
Ported as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing
Al'Kabor should know
I’ve translocated you
Ported as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing
Al'Kabor should know
I tried so hard
To get a group
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
My mana falls
When I nuke it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I tried so hard
To get a group
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
My mana falls
When I nuke it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles
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