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Old 07-08-2010, 05:37 PM
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THE RANGER THEME SONG (2)
(Sing to the tune of "I Want You To Want Me", by Cheap Trick)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

I want you to heal me.
I need you to heal me.
I'd love you to heal me.
I'm beggin' you to heal me.

I want you to heal me.
I need you to heal me.
I'd love you to heal me.
I'll give up the dual-wield swords, put on some AC buffs.
I'll stop tauntin those mobs
If you say
That you'll heal me.

Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'?
Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'?
Takin' all the hits and still aggro, you know I feel like cryin'.
Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'?

I want you to rez me.
I need you to rez me.
I'd love you to rez me.
I'm beggin' you to rez me.
I'll give up the dual-wield swords, put on some AC buffs.
I'll stop tauntin those mobs
If you say
That you'll rez me.

Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'?
Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'?
Takin' all the hits and still aggro, you know I feel like cryin'.
Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'?
Takin' all the hits and still aggro, you know I feel like cryin'.
Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'?

I want you to heal me.
I need you to heal me.
I'd love you to heal me.
I'm beggin' you to heal me.
I want you to heal me.
I want you to heal me.
I want you to heal me.
I want you to heal me.
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