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Originally Posted by STILLnotMORNIN
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Heartbrand: I told that fuck down at the Red99 office... who's in charge of scheduling?
Gyno: Sirken.
Heartbrand: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't play EQ on Shabbos!
Gyno: They already posted it.
Heartbrand: Well they can *fucking unpost it*!
Gyno: How come you don't play EQ on Saturday, Heartbrand?
Heartbrand: I'm shomer shabbos.
Gyno: What's that?
Gongshow: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
Heartbrand: Saturday, Gyno, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking play Everquest*!
Gyno: Sheesh.
Heartbrand: Shomer shabbos!
Gongshow: Heartbrand, how am I going to...
Heartbrand: Shomer fucking shabbos.
Gongshow: Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
Heartbrand: Come on, Dude...
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Are you writing fanfiction about box champs Heartbrand, Gongshow and Gyno?
Wow, you're immersed as fuck.