[Galacticus]

Originally Posted by STILLnotMORNIN [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Heartbrand: I told that fuck down at the Red99 office... who's in charge of scheduling?

Gyno: Sirken.

Heartbrand: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't play EQ on Shabbos!

Gyno: They already posted it.

Heartbrand: Well they can *fucking unpost it*!

Gyno: How come you don't play EQ on Saturday, Heartbrand?

Heartbrand: I'm shomer shabbos.

Gyno: What's that?

Gongshow: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?

Heartbrand: Saturday, Gyno, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking play Everquest*!

Gyno: Sheesh.

Heartbrand: Shomer shabbos!

Gongshow: Heartbrand, how am I going to...

Heartbrand: Shomer fucking shabbos.

Gongshow: Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.

Heartbrand: Come on, Dude...

This.