100 years from now, Hasbin's grandson and Jeremy's granddaughter are relaxing with a post-coital after-glow and listening to the latest album put out by James Hetfield III and Lars Ulrich IV band Coppertone:
Jeremy's granddaughter: This shit is so metal, reminds me of that crap my grand pappy used to listen to, Black Sunday or some shit like that. That is more like jazz then it is metal. THIS is metal.
HBBs grandson: I think you mean Black Sabbath, and they invented metal sweety. It's just changed over the years
Jeremy's granddaughter: Changed? Whatever all I know is that Coppertone is more metal than Black Sunday ever was.
HBBs grandson: *sigh*.. so you ready for round 2?
Jeremy's granddaughter: You know it.
~fin
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