"When some wild-eye 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar-room wall and looks you crookedly in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues?
Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that.
Have you paid your dues Jack?
Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
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