Much to my dismay I logged in to find that some certain gentlemen had meddled far too much during my slumber! Apparently this error in judgement was unforgivable ! I had to defend my friends, but from my new friends to be?
Sometimes life is confusing but you just have to live in the moment. I was worried, there was a hero of great renown involved. Some call him The Champ, so surely he must be brave and experienced. I had never met this champ before today, but I felt like I was a champ too. I have emerged victorious over many enemies, I thought to myself.
I began to confide in my gang that I was unsure of the direction in which we had set upon. Let us hear it from Brobb ourselves I said. Nay, the blood lust had set in and the fate of several men was decided in that moment.
We delayed a moment, attacked from the bushes by Strydur, who after being counter attacked once again vanished into the mist from which he came (screen shot of Strydur running for zone line omitted). We quickly gathered ourselves from the brutal assault of flicked on bic lighters and traveled south, to the Emerald jungle! Our goal was the known hide away of our once favored ally. We traveled quickly through the muck, being relentlessly pursued by giant mosquito's and dinosaurs!
After evading the blood sucking beasts within the jungle we had arrived. The city of mist. The hunt began, we looked here, we looked there. Our target wasn't anywhere!
It became apparent there was only one place we had yet to look. The second level we said! As we arrived it seemed the group had been honing their PvE skills. Surely this was not the case. I was in disbelief! The Champ was killing skeletons and globs of snot? This is what earns a man his reputation? Then I saw it.
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It gleamed like the sun reflecting the light from the hero's magic ! It was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. I knew I had to have it above all else. I would not share this prize with my brothers! The Champ was not alone though, several men stood between us. I resigned myself to victory and moved forward! I watched as my allies seemed to understand my goal, his allies quickly fell to their blades! As I approached the champ he quickly dodged my initial attack! A swirl of bubbles and he was gone, but I could sense he was still near. I looked around my shoulder and spotted him, preparing to throw some snow balls at me. I braced myself for his attack and was able to avoid a mortal blow! I knew this was my opporunity and I attacked!
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SUCCESS! The belt I sought lay there covered in blood, calling out to me. I eagerly reached out to it, as soon as my fingers grasped it I could feel myself swelling with pride! I had slain the champ and become the new champ! I was immediately given the key to the city and the title of honorary mayor!
I look forward to all future competitors for the belt entering my new home!