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Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

First of all, stop playing homo-erotic faggot guitars that your homo-erotic faggot guitar heroes play. Do you really want to be onstage looking at a crowd of pimply faced, teenage boys who want to ask about your string gauge, stomp boxes and what potentiometers you use for your guitar's volume knob? Or do you want a hot chick to suck your knob after the show? Maybe you want one of the dudes to do it, fuck if I know.

Second, learn to set the fucking guitar up. It's not rocket science. There are fifty thousand videos on Youtube demonstrating how to do it. A retarded fucking ape could learn it.

Last, by a Fender G-Dec sample amp, since you're going to be playing shit. Don't waste your money on a good tube amp, you're not going to be playing anything worth hearing.

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