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Old 03-12-2013, 11:16 AM
47shadesofgay 47shadesofgay is offline
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Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.
Hi folks, it looks like it's about that time again. Let's check in on our resident forum retard, confirmed tool: Alarti.

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 21 - March 12th: 483 posts - 25 per day - 9280 post per year

AVERAGE: 32 posts per day - 11680 posts per year

There is some obvious overlap included in this post, but regardless it shows a trend. It seems that Alarti has slowed a bit recently, and over the period is now averaging a mere 25 posts per day, down from a high of 36.

I've updated to include an averate rate based on the data points. We will calculate Alarti's time wasted based off of this value.

Using 1 minute per post as our time period, if Alarti were to keep his current pace, he will have spent 8.1% of his life this year posting on these forums. This does not account for time spent reading the forums, only posting.