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Originally Posted by xorbier
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Woot. Another post that turns into Alawen crying.
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Uh, hi, guy I have no idea who you are. Hasbinbad was my guildy and I enjoyed playing with him a great deal. He came back and asked what was up and I gave him a straight answer.
Maybe you don't like straight answers. Maybe you love camping bosses. I have no idea--I don't know who you are and probably couldn't care less.
You want to hear me cry about something? I'm sunburned to fuck today and I have blisters on my toes and my heels. That little Asian motherfucker I paid $35 to fix my boots did a horseshit job that I could have done much better myself. I'm dehydrated and I slept like shit. Feel my pain, motherfuckers.
Oh, I forgot. The bands at the Alice concert were really mediocre but there were a lot of really hot women wearing almost nothing. I probably alienated my friend Camilla because I couldn't stop staring at the ass of this tall Asian chick who couldn't keep a beat but loved to shake it. Alright, this part isn't really crying. I'll try harder next time.
It's hard for me to complain much. I love life. Every day I run out of hours to do all the things I'd like to do. I love to play EverQuest. I love to quad! I love to go outside. I love food and cooking and people and books and movies and beaches and museums and libraries and music and dancing and playing guitar badly and singing so awfully you'd immediately tell me to stfu. And women. My god I love women so.
Now it's time for me to go outside and seize the motherfucking day. I'm going to listen to my iPod and feel incredibly grateful to be in this amazing place and just to be alive. And you know what? I hope your day is amazing too.